• A Fool and His Money in Week 6

    by  • October 8, 2008 • Best Bets • 1 Comment

    “Just when I thought I was out…they pull me back in.”

    There are some crazily enticing lines this week that are making me open up my wallet again. Thanks, Vegas! Besides, I need to find another way to spend my time after I developed this nasty drinking habit after Sunday’s Texans game…

    Dear Sage Rosenfels:

    You didn’t look too good on Sunday. In case you’re reading, I left a hidden message for you in the article.

    Signed,
    The entire city of Houston.

    I’ll post the answer to Sage’s hidden message in next week’s picks article, and I think you’ll enjoy it. If you think you know what the answer is, please post your guess in the comments. (The Sage picture linked to in our letter is via Gallo on ESPN. Check his selected pics from this week for more good ones.)

    Oakland Raiders at New Orleans Saints

    Chadam Takes: SAINTS (-7.5) over Raiders
    Gotta go with the Saints here, even after their Monday night implosion. I’ll chalk Week 5 up as an off week, but if I were Brees, I would be praying for Colston’s return.

    Nick Takes: SAINTS (-7.5) over Raiders
    I think it’s absolutely hilarious that Reggie Bush had a great game, but the Saints still lose. After the game, he has to act like he’s not excited. He played great, but the team lost. Haha. The Raiders suck; they will lose this game by at least 10 points.

    Baltimore Ravens at Indianapolis Colts

    Chadam Takes: Ravens (+5) over COLTS
    Out of the last three games the Colts have played, they have received two wins because the opposing team choked the game away and almost got a third if it wasn’t for Josh Scobee’s clutch kick. I’m really excited to see the Colts finish 7-9 this year, which will be followed with every media outlet passing the torch of “Best Manning QB” to Eli. Wait, you mean it’s already happening?

    Nick Takes: COLTS (-5) over Ravens
    The Ravens have looked good this season, but I just can’t get myself to trust Joe Flacco. The Colts desperately need a good game at home to build some confidence.

    Cincinnati Bengals at New York Jets

    Chadam Takes: JETS (-6) over Bengals
    Favre, your team’s line is too good to pass up. Thank God the Bengals haven’t had their bye week yet because I really like betting against them.

    Nick Takes: Bengals (+6) over JETS
    The Bengals are going to pounce on somebody soon, and I’m gambling this week is when it happens.

    Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    Chadam Takes: BUCCANEERS (-1.5) over Panthers
    Under normal circumstances, I would laugh at a team that only managed one touchdown against Denver, but I have no idea what to think of Carolina yet. They’re 4-1, but two of those wins are home games against Atlanta and Kansas City, not exactly world-beaters. Also, the Panthers barely beat San Diego in Week 1. I’ll go with my Bucs on this one.

    Nick Takes: Panthers (+1.5) over BUCCANEERS
    The Bucs need quarterback security badly. The whole team just seems restless and out of sync in my opinion. Getting shutdown by the Broncos defense after the Chiefs destroyed the Broncos in Week 4 is embarrassing.

    Detroit Lions at Minnesota Vikings

    Chadam Takes: Lions (+13.5) over VIKINGS
    Come on, even if you don’t like Detroit, you have to love it when Rod Marinelli gets interviewed: “I’m a living example of what fight is all about,” or “Ever, ever…I love this game too much.” It’s like he’s trying to generate stereotypical football coach quotes, but he learned them from Mike Tyson. And yes, that’s the only reason why I’m taking the Lions.

    Nick Takes: Lions (+13.5) over VIKINGS
    I fully expect the Vikings to win this game, but I expect the Lions to get enough garbage points on the Vikings secondary to justify taking the points. That is, assuming the Lions’ players are still trying. The trade deadline hasn’t passed yet, so hopefully, they can manage trying for one week more before they officially give up.

    Chicago Bears at Atlanta Falcons

    Chadam Takes: FALCONS (+3) over Bears
    Kyle Orton probably got more ass than normal after playing like Brady last week against Detroit. That said, I’m warming up to the Falcons at home, and the Bears’ wins over the Colts and Lions aren’t impressive given the current play of those two teams.

    Nick Takes: Bears (-3) over FALCONS
    Both of these teams have been playing surprisingly well. I like the Bears defense a little more in this game though.

    Miami Dolphins at Houston Texans

    Chadam Takes: TEXANS (-3) over Dolphins
    You wonder why fans of tortured teams always wait for the other shoe to drop until the game is over. It’s games like the Colts-Texans match last week. I’m starting to understand what Red Sox fans went through a little more. In case you’re wondering, I’ll be watching the upcoming game with a handle of tequila in case something goes wrong. Speaking of Miami, apparently the only play you need to use to go to the Super Bowl is the direct snap to Ronnie Brown. You’d think that after seeing Miami shock two decent teams by using that play repetitively, the Texans coaching staff would pick up on it and practice defending it…right? My liver hopes so.

    Nick Takes: Dolphins (+3) over TEXANS
    Last week, I witnessed one of the greatest meltdowns for a professional sports team. The Texans found unthinkable ways to lose that game to the Colts. How can that same team possibly be favored in any game, much less against a team that just beat the Patriots and Chargers in consecutive games?

    St. Louis Rams at Washington Redskins

    Chadam Takes: REDSKINS (-13.5) over Rams
    Okay, there’s no way I’m betting against the Redskins and the Zorn Supremacy again. They’ve cost me three wins already this year. Are they really a top-three team? That division is awesome. The NFC East might only have five losses all year outside of the division between all four teams. (They only have one through five weeks: Philly to Chicago in Week 4.)

    Nick Takes: REDSKINS (-13.5) over Rams
    Hail to the Redskins! I’ve been riding shotgun on the Redskins’ bandwagon since before the season started, and I don’t plan on getting off anytime soon — that’s what she said.

    Jacksonville Jaguars at Denver Broncos

    Chadam Takes: BRONCOS (-3.5) over Jaguars
    Unless Jacksonville traded Garrard for Cutler yesterday and I missed it, Denver should be getting a touchdown at home against the Jags.

    Nick Takes: Jaguars (+3.5) over BRONCOS
    I’m still pissed at the Broncos, and I am choosing the Jags purely out of spite. Maybe the Jags can find their running game in Denver.

    Philadelphia Eagles at San Francisco 49ers

    Chadam Takes: Eagles (-5.5) over 49ERS
    Really? The Eagles are last place in their division? Donovan McNabb hasn’t had a great game since the first week, but I think he’ll get back on track here.

    Nick Takes: Eagles (-5.5) over 49ERS
    The Eagles are getting dangerously close to panic time. They need this win if they want to keep pace with the other NFC East teams for the two NFC wild-card spots. I’m guessing they find a way to win.

    Dallas Cowboys at Arizona Cardinals

    Chadam Takes: Cowboys (-5.5) over CARDINALS
    So what happened there, Dallas? I put some blind faith in you by picking you to win without even looking at the spread, and you almost end the Bengals’ quest to go winless? I think Owens and Romo wanted to let Cincinnati win so they could go to the inevitable boat party that Cedric Benson would throw after the game. This line is pretty low; the Cowboys are too talented to put less than 30 on the board.

    Nick Takes: Cowboys (-5.5) over CARDINALS
    The Cowboys are better than the Cardinals. There’s my analysis on the game. But do the Cowboys have anybody that made the NFL All-’N Sync team? Turns out they are better than the Cardinals in that respect, too.

    Nick PRESENTS The 2008 All-’N Sync Team:

    After thinking about it, Matt Leinart isn’t Justin Timberlake. J.T. was the leader of the group who famously dated Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz. Hmm…who does that sound like in the NFL? Tony Romo! Romo leads the Cowboys, dated singer Carrie Underwood and currently shacks up with Jessica Simpson. Here are the other members of the All-’N Sync team:

    • Tony Romo A.K.A. Justin Timberlake: For the reasons mentioned above.
    • Matt Leinart A.K.A. J.C. Chasez: He doesn’t lead the group, but he still gets plenty of groupie action.
    • Brady Quinn A.K.A. Lance Bass: Eventually, he will come out of the closet and be on “Dancing with the Stars.”
    • Jared Lorenzen A.K.A. Joey Fatone: He is the fat one of the group and wasn’t even very good as a backup.
    • Jon Kitna A.K.A. Chris Kirkpatrick: Do you realize Jon Kitna is in the fairly exclusive 30,000+ yards passing club? Yeah, most of you didn’t realize Kirkpatrick was in ‘N Sync, and now that you know, you still think he sucks.

    Green Bay Packers at Seattle Seahawks

    Chadam Takes: Packers (+2.5) over SEAHAWKS
    Every once in a while, I see a line and think “Did Vegas mean -2.5? Or possibly -12.5?” What a joke. This bet almost seems too good to be true.

    Nick Takes: Packers (+2.5) over SEAHAWKS
    This spread is a joke, right? The Seahawks shouldn’t be favored against anybody other than the Rams. I’m dropping some serious coin on this game.

    New England Patriots at San Diego Chargers

    Chadam Takes: Patriots (+6) over CHARGERS
    Lines like this one make me wonder how good Vegas thinks the Patriots are. To be fair, I have no idea either. I’m interested to see if either team will run direct snaps and hope the other team didn’t learn from its previous game against Miami.

    Nick Takes: Patriots (+6) over CHARGERS
    The Chargers have been very disappointing. The Patriots have been disappointing, too, but the Patriots have won most of their games while being disappointing. That’s the difference.

    New York Giants at Cleveland Browns

    Eli Manning "Unstoppable" Ad Courtesy of Citizen Watches (via Sports Illustrated)

    Eli Manning "Unstoppable" Ad Courtesy of Citizen Watches (via Sports Illustrated)

    Chadam Takes: Giants (-7.5) at BROWNS
    Forget Peyton. Elisha is now Archie’s favorite daughter. Poor Cooper. He must have one hell of an inferiority complex. I’ll admit, as long as Elisha is facing the Browns and Seahawks, he’s looking damn good. I would even go so far as to say he’s unstoppable, har har.

    Nick Takes: Giants (-7.5) over BROWNS
    It’s tough not to pick the Giants right now. They have shown they are very good at picking on the losers of the league. The Browns happen to be one of the losers of the league. You do the math.

    Last Week:

    Nick: 9-3-1
    Chadam: 5-7-1

    Current Standings after Week 5:

    Chadam: 36-33-2
    Nick: 39-30-2
    Simmons
    : 37-34-3

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