This goes out to you, DeAngelo Hall

In honor of the Cowboys at Redskins face-off tonight, I give you this lovely, artistic interpretation of what it’s like to be the NFL’s most self-conscious cornerback, DeAngelo “Get Shorty” Hall.

[Since the original featured video "Body Image is Not Just Dress Size," a spoken word performance, has been removed from YouTube, this will have to do in its place.]

In case you missed it, the Washington Redskins’ tiny little cornerback that could has height issues. Is that why his mouth outperforms his play on the field? Or is it the hot dogs?

You know what’s in those things, right? The hot dogs? That’s greatness. Hot dogs gave Mark Sanchez his swagger, not Old Spice.

H/T The Daily Wh.at

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