• Posts Tagged ‘The League quotes’

    The League S03E11: The Guest Bong takes Taco TO THE CLOUD!

    by  • February 14, 2012 • Culture • 5 Comments

    Pete’s general lack of ambition and disheveled appearance certainly don’t hinder his ability with the ladies. His prowess is best displayed in his uncanny ability to “outkick his coverage” with each girl he brings around. Danielle, his latest catch, is just another example of his ability to go above and beyond. Kudos to him. But...

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    The League S03E09: “The Out of Towner” on Cocaine

    by  • December 5, 2011 • Culture • 0 Comments

    Pete on Coke

    Since The League first aired, I’ve always been curious what life was like for the out-of-town league members while Ruxin, Pete, Kevin, Jenny, Taco, and Andre trash-talk and prank each other in Chicago. In “The Out of Towner,” we finally got a chance to peel back the curtain and meet Chuck, one of the nameless...

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    The League S03E07: Carmenjello kills zipper fairies

    by  • December 4, 2011 • Culture • 0 Comments

    Kevin's zipper fairies are dead

    What have we not ruined of Ruxin’s yet? Sex life? So let’s get right on that by having his wife Sofia accuse him of “breast favoritism” and shut him down for the night. But we’re not just picking on Ruxin this episode. Kevin’s got his own problems in the bedroom because Ellie’s room is...

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    The League S03E06: Yobogoya! Will Destroy Ya

    by  • December 4, 2011 • Culture • 1 Comment

    This episode brought both the shits and the giggles. Literally. The season is all about destroying Ruxin — body, mind and what’s left of his soul. I’m sure somewhere in The Art of War it details exactly the strategy Ruxin’s faced through the first half of this season. First, you crush their spirit by ruining...

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