• A Fool and His Money in Week 8

    by  • October 23, 2008 • Best Bets • 0 Comments

    Editor’s Note: This week might be the lowest point in the life de Chadam. I’m pretty sure I walked in on him and Terrell Owens having a group cry. He’s really gone off the deep end. If you like what he puts out there this week or just want to kick a man while he’s down, drop him a line in the comments. Maybe with a little public interaction and a slow clap…we can save him.

    Nick and I did not fare well in Week 7 as we posted records of 6-8 and 5-9 respectively. Due to my especially crappy picks, my season record has fallen below .500 for the first time this year. Now, Nick is four games ahead of me.

    This week, I am going to mix things up a little by choosing the underdog unless I have a compelling reason not to do so.

    On to the picks…

    Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Dallas Cowboys

    Chadam Takes: Buccaneers (+1) over COWBOYS
    With no Romo, I don’t see how this one is even close. I think the Bucs win by at least 10 points. This game is my favorite pick of the week.

    Nick Takes: Buccaneers (+1) over COWBOYS
    This line surprised me. I know the Cowboys are at home, and Johnson will be better than he was last week. (He has no other choice really.) But the Bucs have looked legit, and Garcia has been nice and efficient with the ball in the past two weeks. I like the Bucs to win this game straight up.

    St. Louis Rams at New England Patriots

    Chadam Takes: Rams (+7.5) over PATRIOTS
    I have no expectations for this game. Either team could win by 30, and it wouldn’t shock me — nor would a game that’s close every minute of the way.

    Nick Takes: Rams (+7.5) over PATRIOTS
    I don’t know about you, but I loved watching the Patriots embarrass the Broncos on Monday night. The Rams have looked surprisingly good the past two weeks. There’s no way the Patriots pull off two ass whoopings back-to-back.

    Atlanta Falcons at Philadelphia Eagles

    Chadam Takes: Falcons (+9) over EAGLES
    Philly’s stock has dropped the last couple weeks, huh? Whatever the over/under for combined rushing yards between Turner and Westbrook is, I’ll be taking the over. My guess is 300 yards.

    Nick Takes: Falcons (+9) over EAGLES
    Let’s see. The Falcons beat the Bears, and the Bears beat the Eagles. Wow, this is easy! Seriously, the Falcons keep overachieving this season, and the Eagles aren’t showing the progress good teams make during the season. I like the Eagles to win, but I just can’t expect them to win by double digits.

    Kansas City Chiefs at New York Jets

    Chadam Takes: Chiefs (+13) over JETS
    Special thanks go to Jerricho Cotchery for putting up the elusive “1 receptions, 0 yards” line on Sunday. Way to justify my late third-round pick for you.

    Nick Takes: Chiefs (+13) over JETS
    Just going with my gut on this one. I think the Jets could easily rebound and beat the Chiefs like Larry Johnson beats women at the club, but I don’t like giving up 13 points, especially when I’m not a believer in the Jets in the first place. Side note: Congrats to Brett Favre for calling Romo and telling him to play through the pain. That way, when Romo doesn’t play, he looks like a big pansy. I heard Jessica Simpson is also complaining that he is not performing through the pain. Romo couldn’t even drive the minivan home last night.

    Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins

    Chadam Takes: Bills (-2) over DOLPHINS
    I like these Bills. They’re very quietly 5-1 and have a decent if not favorable schedule the rest of the way. They play twice against the other AFC East teams (Jets, Pats and Dolphins), and their other four games are against the Broncos, Chiefs, Browns and 49ers. They look like a strong bet to finish with double-digit wins.

    Nick Takes: Bills (-2) over DOLPHINS
    I still haven’t gotten to see any Bills’ game down here in Texas. That’s probably why I keep picking against them. But they’ve done enough to earn my respect, and I will now show that respect by picking them to win against a team they should win against. You better not betray me, Bills!

    Oakland Raiders at Baltimore Ravens

    Chadam Takes: RAVENS (-7) over Raiders
    The Raiders are the worst kind of crappy team. Every once in a while, they’ll wake up and upset a better team, and Oakland happens to do it with their defense so that there is no fantasy value in a game where Oakland brings it. (Thanks again, Jerricho.)

    Nick Takes: RAVENS (-7) over Raiders
    The Ravens’ defense should completely shut down the Raiders. As long as Joe Flacco can make a few plays, the Ravens will handle this team just as they handled the Dolphins a week ago.

    Washington Redskins at Detroit Lions

    Chadam Takes: LIONS (+7.5) over Redskins
    Why the hell not?

    Nick Takes: LIONS (+7.5) over Redskins
    I expect the Redskins to dominate and win, but every Redskins game except their Week 1 loss to the Giants has been decided by 7 points or less. They play everyone close, and for that reason, I’m taking the points. Does anybody else think the Lions will go winless? Miami was close last year, but even the 2007 Dolphins looked better than this Detroit team. Could both the Bengals and the Lions go winless? That would be amazing.

    Arizona Cardinals at Carolina Panthers

    Chadam Takes: Cardinals (+4.5) over PANTHERS
    After their first two games, which were decided by two and three points, the Panthers’ next five were double-digit victories, and the last four have been by 15 points or more. Just saying, when they show up, they look like Super Bowl contenders; otherwise, they’re the Chiefs. I want to see them shut down this offense.

    Nick Takes: PANTHERS (-4.5) over Cardinals
    The Panthers have been mauling people at home. They have outscored their opponents 108-33 at home this year. Add in the fact that Arizona has to fly to the East coast for a 1 p.m. game, and I don’t see the Panthers letting this one slip away.

    San Diego Chargers at New Orleans Saints at LONDON
    (You sound like you’re from ENG-land!)

    Chadam Takes: SAINTS (+3.5) over Chargers
    I guess Reggie gets to stay at home, eat Subway and roll around with Kim K. What a life.

    Nick Takes: SAINTS (+3.5) over Chargers
    I no longer know what to expect from the Chargers. The Saints will be without Reggie Bush, but I’m not sure it will matter much. The Saints are better when Deuce gets more touches anyway. I’ll take the points because I’m not sure whom to pick in this game. Both have the potential to blow teams out and get blown out.

    Cincinnati Bengals at Houston Texans

    Chadam Takes: TEXANS (-10) over Bengals
    Go Texans! It’s not often they’re favored by double digits, but I believe.

    Nick Takes: TEXANS (-10) over Bengals
    It is very hard for me to pick the Texans to win by double digits against anyone. They couldn’t even beat the Lions by ten points last week. That being said, they are gaining confidence, and even their weak secondary should be able to hold down Fitzpatrick. I don’t even know his first name, and it’s not even worth looking up. — Ed. Note: It’s Ryan. Ryan Fitzpatrick. And now that you said that, he’ll probably make you remember it.

    Cleveland Browns at Jacksonville Jaguars

    Chadam Takes: Browns (+7) over JAGS
    I’ll give the Cleveland steamers some love; even though they lost last week’s game against the Redskins, their defense stepped up for the second game in a row. I’m not sure the Browns will win, but I’ll bet that they cover.

    Nick Takes: JAGS (-7) over Browns
    I think the Jags are getting better every week. Yes, they are 3-3, but they have played a pretty tough schedule so far (Titans, Bills, Colts, Texans, Steelers and Broncos). It’s about to get easier as they play the Browns, Bengals and Lions in the next three games. The Browns don’t look like they are getting better anytime soon. Plus, the Jags are at home and coming off a bye week. Tough break, Cleveland.

    New York Giants at Pittsburgh Steelers

    Chadam Takes: STEELERS (-3) over Giants
    These teams are pretty equal — great pass rushing, above-average run game and solid passing game — but I don’t like betting against the Steelers at home unless I have a good reason for doing so.

    Nick Takes: Giants (+3) over STEELERS
    I was expecting the Giants to blow out the 49ers last week, and they didn’t quite do it. The Steelers keep winning ugly. Something in my gut says to take the Giants in this one. I don’t know why. This one is a game I want to watch.

    Seattle Seahawks at San Francisco 49ers

    Chadam Takes: Seahawks (+4.5) over 49ERS
    Whenever I see a spread of 4.5 points, I think it’s Vegas’ way of throwing their hands in the air.

    Nick Takes: 49ERS (-4.5) over Seahawks
    There is not a team I want to watch less than the Seahawks. They are so worthless they should never be on TV again. They are the equivalent of a WNBA team. I wonder why they still exist and who is actually paying to watch them play. I would rather read a book than watch the Seahawks play. I would rather watch The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 3 than a Seattle game. I would rather eat a salad than watch Seneca Wallace try to play QB. I would rather go buy hair gel with Jacob than watch the Seahawks. Okay, that last one might not be true. — Ed. Note: I was going to provide a witty quip here in response to Nick’s attack on my use of hair gel, but I think Jason says it best. Although I don’t agree with all of Jason’s tenets of hair styling, I’ll consider it payback if Nick just watches it. Excellent.

    Indianapolis Colts at Tennessee Titans

    Chadam Takes: TITANS (-4) over Colts
    The Titans are good. Tennessee should be giving a touchdown. I think Vegas still charges a “Peyton tax.” Peyton Manning and the Colts are so popular that Vegas gives the Colts a few more points than they deserve because of the number of people that take the Colts no matter the line. This effect could also be seen with the Patriots last year.

    Nick Takes: TITANS (-4) over Colts
    I’m not even mad at the Colts anymore. I’m just disappointed. It’s always worse when your parents are disappointed because you feel like you let them down. Peyton Manning has personally let me down. The Titans, on the other hand, were the only team to step up for me this weekend on all the games that I thought were locks. Thank you, Titans. You’re like the team I never had.

    Last Week:

    Chadam: 5-9
    Nick: 6-8

    Current Standings after Week 7:

    Chadam: 48-49-2
    Nick: 52-45-2
    Simmons: 52-47-3

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