If you didn’t make the fantasy football playoffs, this one’s for you

You’re probably hurtin’ right now. You’re probably thinking nothing could cheer you up. But it’s important to remember that we all fall down.

It’s the picking yourself back up that matters.

Sometimes, it just feels like you just can’t get over that hump, like you can’t break that bubble of Chris Johnson’s complete and utter failure of a season weighing you down, trapping you inside until you have no other option but to keep him. (I’m not bitter.) Do you know what that’s like?

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Unfortunately, life fantasy football is like that. You get trapped in balloons, and not even the herky-jerky that almost causes you to lose your pants can free you from it.

Maybe a parade of Scarlett Johansson nudes would help?

Oh, I know. That was wrong to do. That was a dramatization…and a cartoon one at that. How fake of me, but at least I got a laugh out of it.

You know what? I can do better. This would put a smile on any face.

If that doesn’t cheer you up, I don’t know what will. Maybe this button?

The important thing to remember is that there’s always next year. Chicks dig scars. Dudes respect them. This is a game of inches. And at the end of the day, it’s how you played the game…

Badly, in your case, but nevertheless, you played.

So don’t take this too hard. Hold  your head high, and start planning your draft strategy for next year. The extra time and effort couldn’t hurt.

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